Private Dancer

I'm sorry, is this ad for an Any Hour Electrician or an All Hours Gay Disco? I'm a bit confused. When was the last time a handyman showed up at your house sporting a 32" waist and looking like an Abercrombie model? The funny thing is that I do actually need to hire an electrician to install a ceiling fan in my bedroom. If the man who shows up at my door doesn't look like this strapping lad, guyliner and all, I'm demanding my money back.

This one time... on the train...

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