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Ramblings from the Route | Slaughter & World


On the bus last week:


A large puffy pink T-Mobile telephone stumbles onto the bus. Technically, a large puffy sweaty twenty-something man stumbles onto the bus attempting to wrangle a life-sized telephone outfit into the seat next to him.

One could presume this to be in preparation for Halloween, until this dialogue with a fellow passenger begins...

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: Damn it! Urgh...

Random Fellow Passenger: On your way to work?

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: From work. To work. Damn work. Work.

Both: [blahblahblah something about how jobs suck and there's never enough money and bills are falling behind and blahblahblah]

Random Fellow Passenger: At least you don't work in a call center.

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: I couldn't work in a call center. I couldn't work in a call center. I couldn't.

Random Fellow Passenger: Why not? Easier than the pink phone suit, yeah?

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: I have no social skills. No social skills. None.

Random Fellow Passenger: You could fake it.

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: No. I can't fake it. I can't fake it. I'm evil.

Random Fellow Passenger: Evil, huh?

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: Evil. Do you know YouTube?

Random Fellow Passenger: Yeah...

Large Puffy Pink T-Mobile Telephone Guy: Search "slaughter" and "world"

Random Fellow Passenger: Huh.

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